We took a cab back to my bachelor pad,
I had a feeling I would see this thing though.
My doorman Stan, he took you by the hand,
As he said : "Right this way, you two"... Then you said:
Stanley Glover, You were once my lover!
(It's April!) Yeah!.. I guess I slept with you!
Because my name is April Rhodes!
I've kissed princes and toads!
And it's a good bet,
I've slept with you! (You!)